If you should see this girl, don't attempt to approach her, but notify the Department of Homeland Security at once.

As her head is likely to be full of ideas deleterious to our glorious collectivist future, under no circumstances listen to anything she might say. Big Sister (formerly known as Crappy Nappy Napolitano, Nappy the Crapster, The Moonbat Who Bankrupted Arizona) thanks you for your mandatory cooperation, and remember: she's watching you.