You must be kidding me.  But this is Reuters reporting it, not The Onion:

The CBO says that Obama's budget plan will produce trillion dollar deficits for the next ten years.

Leftists will claim that the deficit monster can be tamed by a massive tax increase. In other words, an additional trillion dollars a year can be hoovered out of the private sector and wasted by government.

Reuters reports on the latest Government intrusion into the efficient processes of profits, pricing and capitalism (emphasis mine):

We were told that neither the House nor the Senate will vote on a bill before the August recess. Technically you could say the House has as HR 3200 has passed out of the Energy and Commerce Committee. Be sure to contact your congressmen and/or congresswomen over August and tell them to vote NO when it comes up for a floor vote. If your representative has a health care town hall be sure to attend so you can tell him you oppose the bill and why. We have to keep up the heat:

The US government will "consult" with GM to replace its board of directors. We all know who the government will put on this board. UAW heads, environmentalists, and others who don't give know anything about making a profit. They're more concerned about pushing their agenda and telling us what to drive.

House Financial Services Chairman Barney Frank is taking his TARP mandate and the Obama Corporate Management Strategy to the next logical step by proposing legislation that would heavily regulate the pay received by employees of companies that have received federal assistance.

Beautiful:

Now who's going to do the same over here to Chairman Zero?

On tips from Lyle, Wiggins, and Ian from the EUSSR.

On the opposite side of the waitress sandwich from Chappaquiddick Ted Kennedy lies fellow Dem Senator Chris Dodd, who has stopped lying long enough to fess up to authorizing the ballyhooed bonuses for execs of effectively nationalized AIG.

Remember the cheesy DVD collection with which Chairman Zero insulted Britain's nearly blind Gordon Brown? It has been confirmed that it was encoded for the wrong region and can't be played on European machines.