As Scott writes below--brilliantly--he is depressed. Naturally, I've been trying to think of ways to cheer him up. Humor often helps. So here is a joke that one of my brothers told yesterday:
A Republican walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Isn't that Jesus over there?" When the bartender said "Yes," the Republican sent over a drink. "Put it on my tab," he said.
A little later a Libertarian walked in. "Say," he said, "Isn't that Jesus sitting over there?" The barman said, "Yes," so the Libertarian sent over a hamburger.