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06.30.10

Napolitano Responds to Criticism Over Railway Security

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano will launch the first phase of DHS’s nationwide “See Something, Say Something” campaign and announce a new national information-sharing partnership with Amtrak during a whistlestop train tour through New York City, Newark, N.J., Philadelphia and Washington on Thursday, July 1 — highlighting the public’s important role in keeping [...]

01.05.10

Joan Rivers, International Islamofascist Terrorist

Already the post-Panty Bomber hightened airline security seems to have saved us from a potential terrorist catastrophe in the person of Joan Rivers:

11.02.09

Dems Pull Out All Stops to Save Corzine

The fix is in to save New Jersey's failed governor, the Goldman Sucks alumnus Jon Corzine. In case Comrade Obama rallying his crack-addled base in the slums of Newark and Camden doesn't do the trick, ACORN has been called into action. Big Government reports:

04.01.09

Man Arrested for Drunk Driving on Motorized Bar Stool

This is classic. I don't know if they should be charging this guy, or if Obama should be hiring him to take over General Motors. You at least have to appreciate the creativity and willingness to try new ideas. Video follows below.

Police in Newark... found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

Police released the 911 tapes, revealing the calm exchange between the driver's friend and the dispatcher.

03.31.09

Prototype Tested for New Government Car

You would think this guy would get a break for driving a vehicle that looks like the eco-cars GM will be producing when it's run by the government: