Good Morning Right-Wing Patriots and Left-Wing Paste-Eaters,

The two feet of Global Warming that fell on the National Capitol Region knocked out my internet service at about 9:00 pm Friday and it was not restored until 8:00 pm last night. I have been more or less snowbound with four teenage boys, only two of whom are legally mine. This may sound like a dream-come-true for Barney Frank, but for the rest of us, not so much.